Never Support Corrupt Relative

Ronie the 7 year old naughty boy and his Dad (a sacked corrupt Minister) are talking at Dinner:-

Ronie : U know Dad, tomorrow Uncle is coming from village?

Dad : Yea I know

Ronie : But he is coming by Bus!!

Dad : So what there is no train service available in village

Ronie : No I mean, we could have sent our Car to pick him as he’d be coming with Aunt, Children and luggage etc. They phoned me that they’ll be coming with fresh vegetables, fruits, pulses and other eatables for us so it would have been convenient for them had we sent our Car to fetch them.

Dad : He will manage

Ronie : But how Dad, getting place in Bus with this much of luggage and family members would be very difficult for him.

Dad (slightly disturbed with Ronie’s argument) : I told U no, he will manage.

Ronie : It is not fair Dad.

Dad (little angry) : Finish your dinner and buzz off, UR getting late, you need to get up early tomorrow for school.

Ronie : One last question

Dad : OK

Ronie : He is your real brother and we have enough money with us, can we help him with few lacs out of our……….

 
Dad : SHUT UP

(Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination)

MORAL : NOBODY LIKES SHARING BOOTY.

Oops - I Missed Op Ceremony !!

Ronie the 7 year old naughty boy and his Dad Suresh Kalmadi (sacked CWG Organizing Committee Chief) are talking at Lunch:-

Dad : Have u done packing?

Ronie : Yes my packing is over but where R U going?

Dad (smiles) : Are we not going to London for attending 27th July Olympics Opening Ceremony?

Ronie : Sorry but UR not going anywhere!!

Dad : Why, what’s wrong with me ?

Ronie : Nothing but due to Court’s Orders U cannot attend Opening Ceremony

Dad : What nonsense, who told U all this and why should Court issue orders like that?

Ronie : It’s true - don’t U know that Delhi Court has not allowed you to go there for opening ceremony as you may be mistaken for an official representative and that would be "contrary to national interest".

Dad : Whaaaaaaaat? (thinks for a while) in that case I am asking your Uncle Raja and Aunty Kanimozi to go with you

Ronie : Noooooooooooooo I don’t want to be ashamed at London because of their presence.

Dad : SHUT UP

(Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination)

Pak SC Sacks Zilani

It's early morning, Ronie the 7 yrs. old naughty boy is having breakfast with his Dad (CJI) and watching TV. Suddenly news flashes that Pakistan Supreme Court disqualifies Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani for contempt and asked President Zardari to appoint a new PM.

Dad : Oh No !!!!!!!!

Ronie : What happened Dad ?

Dad : Pak PM shown door for not respecting Supreme Court orders.

Ronie : Gr8, they’re really grrrrrrrrr8 ppl. BTW do you see any lesson for you in this, I mean will you also henceforth take any such action ?

Dad : You mean sacking our PM ?

Ronie : No………but taking stern action against those who take SC’s orders lightly and don’t comply orders etc. etc.

Dad : UR getting late for school.

Ronie : Scared of govt. wrath………

Dad : SHUT UP


(Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination)
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Bhagwat

Grandpa : Ronie coming for Bhagwat nearby temple ?

Ronie : No, Mom and Grandmom are getting ready to go there.

Grandpa : People like you need to go there to get blessings; your Mom and Grand Mom don’t come home late night drunk as you do, smoke cigis, drive mobike rash, tease gals……….

WHAT DO U MAKE OF THIS  ?

What is My Duty

It’s morning time, Ronie the 7 year old naughty son of Railway Minister is getting ready for school while his Dad is waiting for him at Breakfast.

Ronie : Morning Dad.

Dad : Morning……….had nice sleep ?

Ronie : No, I’m still sleepy.

Dad : Why ?

Ronie : Was watching TV news till late night…..tried to contact you but could not.

Dad : I was very much busy…….actually, trying to jump onto a moving train, a 36-year-old man Bhagwan Porwal fell into the gap between platform and train at Nizamuddin railway station. By the time we could extricate and take him to hospital, he collapsed. Our team of railway officials, RPF Jawans, Delhi GRP personals and Fire Brigade officials tried all remedies, from detaching train steps to breaking away the platform copings, but all in vain we could not save him, it was an unfortunate incidence, I am personally hurt.

Ronie : I was watching whole episode on TV.

Dad : I see.

Ronie : But don’t you agree that we are taking about a World Class City where actually no one is trained at all; at stations, staff really don't know how to handle these kind of situations, if we can't save a man at the railway station then what can we expect to do in a moving train ?

Dad : You are right that staff available at station are not trained to tackle problem like this nor they are equipped with gadgets that would help in such circumstance but I ask you one thing; why people don’t come forward by themselves to Disaster Management Units (run by various Government Departments) in order to be useful during such eventualities. In this particular incidence, hundreds of people were gathered but only few extended their helping hands and rest were merely spectators, they did nothing but were simply criticizing us, were they not citizen of this country ?

SIMPLY DON’T GO BY WHAT YOU SEE AND ARRIVE AT CONCLUSION, ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO SUCH INCIDENCE AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO SERVE THE NATION.

YOU ARE GETTING LATE, FINISH YOUR BREAKFAST AND BUZZ OFF TO YOUR SCHOOL.


(Ronie never gives up so easily…..let’s see how he come back…..keep reading)



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