Poor Cows

Dad (Finance Minister ) talking to his 7 year old son Ronie :-

Dad : Can U tell me who are poor cows ?

Ronie : Yes.......those who can be milked (taxed) !!!


SHUT UP

New TATA NANO

Ronie the 7 year old naughty grandson is talking to Ratan Tata at Dinner. Today in school, he was told by his teacher that there is acute shortage of houses for poor people in the country :-

Ronie : I’ve heard that you are giving a new touch to Nano

RT : Yes U R right….it'll have slight changes ! !

Ronie : but.......

RT : but what ......?

Ronie : People in this country..

RT : go ahead

Ronie : People in this country need affordable houses than car, why don’t we go for it ?

RT : Good Idea – I’ll think over it.

(Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination)

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How to increase sales

Drug producers were worried with lower sales of medicines. To overcome this problem, they decided to hold a conference and invite Minister for Drug and Health. Accordingly, a conference was arranged in a Hotel in which large number of Doctors, Medical Representatives, Distributors, Media-persons attended. Also Ronie, the 7 year old naughty son of Minister was present.

Drug Producers explained their problems to the Minister and added that lower sales were hampering their business interests and expansion projects are held up on this account. Minister and other government officials carefully listened to the points which seemed valid. After the session, Minister in his speech assured all the present that he’d do everything within his capacity. Ronie was inquisitive right from beginning as he also wanted to say something but was not allowed by his Dad. Finally before evening, Chairman of Drug Producers’ Association allowed him to speak for five minutes (although Minister didn’t want Ronie to speak before the audience).

Ronie started his speech : Sir, thank you very much for allowing - what I failed to understand is that all are committed to increasing sales which seems strange to me. Nobody has shown happiness over the decreasing trend which in fact is a good sign for us!!

All were surprised with this remark. Minister fearing that the direction of Ronie’s speech would reverse the whole issue, tried to snatch the mike but Chairman wanted Ronie to explain in detail.

Ronie continued:- Decreasing trend is clear cut evidence of better health of our people and the downtrend in sales must continue till you have achieved the sales figure of zero because that would be the ideal situation to declare our country a healthiest nation in the world. Increasing awareness is drawing people towards Yoga and Naturopathy these days - they should instead be encouraged to have a healthier life with changed lifestyle than solely depend upon the costly medicines and...

SHUT UP U IDIOT

Dad could not resist longer he snatched the mike and conference ended with a big laughter.

(Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination)

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Exposing W/o Substance

After the statement of DigV that both Hejriwal and Rakhi try and expose but with no substance, there was uproar in Media - all TV channels started pulling DigV’s legs. To calm down the storm, DigV calls a Press Conference in which his 7 year old naughty son Ronie is also present. DigV replies to all the questions carefully and to the satisfaction of Media. Before the final question, waiters started serving Coffee and Snacks. Ronie being inquisitive wanted to talk to Media, his Dad permits him to reply on his behalf.

 

Final Qn : Mr. DigV can you assure us that in future, you will respect both of them and there will be no chance of any complaint?

(DigV smilingly asks Ronie to reply on his behalf and starts enjoying coffee while talking to someone on Cell. His attention was away from what Ronie was going to disclose to the Press):-

Ronie : My Dad always respected Aunty Rakhi; he always carried her photograph with him and wait…….it must be still in his wallet (he takes out wallet from his Dad’s pocket and shows the same to Media, DigV was still talking to someone on Cell, unaware of what was going on).

Ronie continued : I am glad to report you that to get a chance in “Rakhi Ka Swayamvar” he tried many nights making frequent calls to Aunty but could not succeed. He is also a great fan of Aunty Leon and has large collection of her CDs with him which he never allowed me to see.

SHUT  UP  U  RAS***

Suddenly DigV comes from behind and snatches the mike from Ronie and Press Conference ended with big laughter.

(Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination)

HAPPY DEEPAWALI

Ronie is a 7 year old naughty son of Minister of HRD. On the occasion of Deepawali, Lord Ram makes surprise visit to his home; his parents have just gone out to meet friends:-

Ronie : Yes, who are you?

Lord Ram : Don’t U recognize me?

Ronie : No………….

Lord Ram : I am…………no, just tell me what are you all doing, I can see lights are sparkling everywhere and children r bursting fire crackers, what’s this going on!!!!

Ronie : Ha Ha Ha…….Baba ji don’t U know today is Deepawali !!!

Lord Ram : Deepawali………..what'z that?

Ronie : Today is Deepawali and we are celebrating it, come some other day or in the morning, my parents are not at home.

Lord Ram : And your Granny?

Ronie : Well...........she'z inside - wait I'll call her

Lord Ram : Ok before you call her, tell me Y do U celebrate Deepawali?

Ronie : What a silly question!

Lord Ram : U haven’t answered yet

Ronie : Today is Deepawali – that’s all I know

Lord Ram : I know today is Deepawali but Y R U celebrating it?

Ronie : Just wait I am calling my Granny

Lord Ram : NO…….. first tell me why are you celebrating Deepawali?

Ronie : Wait….. let me use helpline (takes out cell and calls many of his friends – nobody is able to reply) …….. Baba ji wait I’m calling Granny (calls loudly, she comes out and touches the feet of Lord and takes him inside, Ronie surprisingly watches all this)

Granny (turning towards Ronie) : This is Lord Ram, do Namaskar and touch his feet like I did (Ronie obeys).

Ronie : Granny this guy is repeatedly asking me as why Deepawali is celebrated.

Granny : O Lord, pardon him, today’s generation don’t know who Ram is, btw are you comfortable here Lord ?

Lord Ram : No the blasting sound of fire crackers is just unbearable for me, the level of air-pollution has also gone up drastically making it impossible to breath, I am being offered contaminated sweets during pooja – is this the way of celebrating my return to Ayodhya????

Had I been aware of this fact, I’d have never returned to Ayodhya and stayed in Forest itself.

Granny : What can I do Lord?

Lord Ram : Your son is a Minister of HRD - why don’t you ask him to include chapters about Ram, Sita, Laxman, Krishna and others in school books?

Ronie : No Lord my Dad won’t accept that suggestion.

Lord Ram : Why?

Ronie : He will be labelled as “Communal” and will be kicked out of the Ministry soon – do you want it to happen?

Suddenly there was a big noise outside Ronie’s home and he ran out to see what happened and when he returned, Lord Ram was not there.

BUT LET ME WISH YOU ALL A VERY HAPPY DEEPAWALI



(This is purely an imagination)

Never Support Corrupt Relative

Ronie the 7 year old naughty boy and his Dad (a sacked corrupt Minister) are talking at Dinner:-

Ronie : U know Dad, tomorrow Uncle is coming from village?

Dad : Yea I know

Ronie : But he is coming by Bus!!

Dad : So what there is no train service available in village

Ronie : No I mean, we could have sent our Car to pick him as he’d be coming with Aunt, Children and luggage etc. They phoned me that they’ll be coming with fresh vegetables, fruits, pulses and other eatables for us so it would have been convenient for them had we sent our Car to fetch them.

Dad : He will manage

Ronie : But how Dad, getting place in Bus with this much of luggage and family members would be very difficult for him.

Dad (slightly disturbed with Ronie’s argument) : I told U no, he will manage.

Ronie : It is not fair Dad.

Dad (little angry) : Finish your dinner and buzz off, UR getting late, you need to get up early tomorrow for school.

Ronie : One last question

Dad : OK

Ronie : He is your real brother and we have enough money with us, can we help him with few lacs out of our……….

 
Dad : SHUT UP

(Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination)

MORAL : NOBODY LIKES SHARING BOOTY.

Oops - I Missed Op Ceremony !!

Ronie the 7 year old naughty boy and his Dad Suresh Kalmadi (sacked CWG Organizing Committee Chief) are talking at Lunch:-

Dad : Have u done packing?

Ronie : Yes my packing is over but where R U going?

Dad (smiles) : Are we not going to London for attending 27th July Olympics Opening Ceremony?

Ronie : Sorry but UR not going anywhere!!

Dad : Why, what’s wrong with me ?

Ronie : Nothing but due to Court’s Orders U cannot attend Opening Ceremony

Dad : What nonsense, who told U all this and why should Court issue orders like that?

Ronie : It’s true - don’t U know that Delhi Court has not allowed you to go there for opening ceremony as you may be mistaken for an official representative and that would be "contrary to national interest".

Dad : Whaaaaaaaat? (thinks for a while) in that case I am asking your Uncle Raja and Aunty Kanimozi to go with you

Ronie : Noooooooooooooo I don’t want to be ashamed at London because of their presence.

Dad : SHUT UP

(Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination)

Pak SC Sacks Zilani

It's early morning, Ronie the 7 yrs. old naughty boy is having breakfast with his Dad (CJI) and watching TV. Suddenly news flashes that Pakistan Supreme Court disqualifies Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani for contempt and asked President Zardari to appoint a new PM.

Dad : Oh No !!!!!!!!

Ronie : What happened Dad ?

Dad : Pak PM shown door for not respecting Supreme Court orders.

Ronie : Gr8, they’re really grrrrrrrrr8 ppl. BTW do you see any lesson for you in this, I mean will you also henceforth take any such action ?

Dad : You mean sacking our PM ?

Ronie : No………but taking stern action against those who take SC’s orders lightly and don’t comply orders etc. etc.

Dad : UR getting late for school.

Ronie : Scared of govt. wrath………

Dad : SHUT UP


(Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination)
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Bhagwat

Grandpa : Ronie coming for Bhagwat nearby temple ?

Ronie : No, Mom and Grandmom are getting ready to go there.

Grandpa : People like you need to go there to get blessings; your Mom and Grand Mom don’t come home late night drunk as you do, smoke cigis, drive mobike rash, tease gals……….

WHAT DO U MAKE OF THIS  ?

What is My Duty

It’s morning time, Ronie the 7 year old naughty son of Railway Minister is getting ready for school while his Dad is waiting for him at Breakfast.

Ronie : Morning Dad.

Dad : Morning……….had nice sleep ?

Ronie : No, I’m still sleepy.

Dad : Why ?

Ronie : Was watching TV news till late night…..tried to contact you but could not.

Dad : I was very much busy…….actually, trying to jump onto a moving train, a 36-year-old man Bhagwan Porwal fell into the gap between platform and train at Nizamuddin railway station. By the time we could extricate and take him to hospital, he collapsed. Our team of railway officials, RPF Jawans, Delhi GRP personals and Fire Brigade officials tried all remedies, from detaching train steps to breaking away the platform copings, but all in vain we could not save him, it was an unfortunate incidence, I am personally hurt.

Ronie : I was watching whole episode on TV.

Dad : I see.

Ronie : But don’t you agree that we are taking about a World Class City where actually no one is trained at all; at stations, staff really don't know how to handle these kind of situations, if we can't save a man at the railway station then what can we expect to do in a moving train ?

Dad : You are right that staff available at station are not trained to tackle problem like this nor they are equipped with gadgets that would help in such circumstance but I ask you one thing; why people don’t come forward by themselves to Disaster Management Units (run by various Government Departments) in order to be useful during such eventualities. In this particular incidence, hundreds of people were gathered but only few extended their helping hands and rest were merely spectators, they did nothing but were simply criticizing us, were they not citizen of this country ?

SIMPLY DON’T GO BY WHAT YOU SEE AND ARRIVE AT CONCLUSION, ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO SUCH INCIDENCE AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO SERVE THE NATION.

YOU ARE GETTING LATE, FINISH YOUR BREAKFAST AND BUZZ OFF TO YOUR SCHOOL.


(Ronie never gives up so easily…..let’s see how he come back…..keep reading)



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Character Certificate

Sacked minister Mahipal Maderna has just returned home for Lunch. Ronie, his 7 yrs. old naughty boy refused to have Lunch with him and is on hunger-strike.

Dad : What happened my Son ?

Ronie (angrily) : Nothing.

Dad : Just tell me what happened, has anyone hurt you or any problem at School ?

Ronie : Yes…….my teacher shunted away my colleague from classroom.

Dad : He might not have done his homework……..

Ronie : No……, it is because of you.

Dad : Because of me……….!.....?

Ronie : Yes because of you; actually we were to produce ‘Character Certificate’ to be attached with a form for taking part in a Baseball Tournament. Today was the last day, I produced a Certificate duly signed by a Doctor (since attestation by a relative was not allowed) but he produced a Certificate which was signed by you…..do you remember signing a Certificate a few weeks back……..?

Dad : Yes I remember.

Ronie : My friend was crying bitterly as our Sports Teacher teared Certificate signed by you and kicked him out of class saying that school does not accept the Certificate issued by someone who himself needs a Character Certificate. All I could hear that he was murmuring something like Bhanwari Bhanwari.

SHUT UP

(Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination)





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Wanna fly high, try Kingfisher

Vijay Mallya, the Chairman of Kingfisher Airlines has summoned top officials for an urgent meeting at the headquarter (Ronie the 7 year old naughty son is also present alongwith Media).

VM : We cannot anymore fly routes that are heavily loss-making.

Ronie (intervens) : Dad, we were already engaged in lucrative business before taking up Kingfisher Airlines and flying people high. Our products are sold even in villages where there is no light, water…………..!

Suddenly all camera turns towards Ronie to know things in detail.

Ronie : We were producing best quality liquor which after consuming, people were flying high, things were going on smoothly. We should’ve avoided Airline business, this has made us completely dependent upon Government by way of cost of ATF, taxes etc. etc. You remember Dad, few friends of mine came to you with an idea of flying plane with liquor produced by us and you turned them out; their proposal is still on, can I call them now…...?

SHUT UP

(Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination.)




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Essay Competition

Ronie the 7 yrs. old naughty boy is talking to his Dad (Minister of Transport) at Dinner :-

Dad : How was your school today ?

Ronie : Fine Dad……had an Essay Competition.

Dad : On………..?

Ronie : Pollution by two wheelers.

Dad : I see.

Ronie : We students are planning to stage a demonstration before your Ministry.

Dad : What for……..we don’t create pollution ……..just give a re-think (laughs).

Ronie : No Dad……..your department is responsible for whole mess.

Dad : How ?

Ronie : Since long, oil experts have been asking your Ministry to increase the fleet of mass Public Transport so that usage of petrol is minimized and congestion on the road is eased which in turn would save precious foreign currency also. Can you deny the fact that today we meet 75 percent of our oil requirement through imports.

Dad : Yes it is true.

Ronie : Then it is clear that there is some nexus between your Ministry and producers of two-wheelers to go slow as far as adding fleet of vehicle for Public Transport is concerned.

Dad : SHUT UP I DON’T SEND YOU SCHOOL TO  LEARN ALL THIS.

(Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination)

Enjoyed......?..........wanna read more, click here :-

http://icethatburns.blogspot.com/2010/08/commonwealth-vs-fci.html

Stupa

It's early morning, Ronie the 7 yrs. old naughty boy is having breakfast with his Dad (Narendra Modi, CM of Gujarat) and watching TV. Suddenly news flashes that the world's biggest stupa will come up soon in Gujarat costing around Rs 1,000 crore having statue of Lord Buddha taller than 150 feet.

Ronie : What is this Dad, you are wasting public money ?

Dad : We are promoting tourism.

Ronie : This is no way……. public money is meant to promote infrastructure, power situation and other social infrastructure. Few years back, we had earthquake and cyclone where heavy repair to houses are still required; the problem of scarcity of water is well known to all of us. Having all sort of problem in the state, there is no need for such wastage at this moment, this money can be used for……….

Dad : JUST STOP IT, YOU ARE GETTING LATE FOR SCHOOL.

(Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination)

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Decision Maker

Ronie the 7 yrs. old naughty boy is talking to his Dad (a Cabinet Minister)

Ronie : Dad, who makes final decision in the Government ?

Dad : P.M……….but why are you asking this ?

Ronie : Mr.Azim Premji while talking to Media said that there is complete absence of decision-making among the leaders in the government and this is what worrying countrymen at large.

Dad : What nonsense; every matter is discussed in detail and approved by P.M.

Ronie : You mean to say that 2G, CWG Scam was also approved by P.M ?


SHUT UP
(Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination)

Who's more guilty ?

Ronie, the 7 year old naughty boy goes to Tihar Jail to meet his Dad Raja, ex Minister and Scamster (booked alongwith others on charges of country’s biggest scam). He is surprised to see adjacent cell heavily guarded and nobody paying any attention towards his Dad).

Ronie : Who’s here Dad, another Leader?

Dad : No, a terrorist… …. awaiting outcome of his mercy appeal made to President…….heard of Kasab ?

Ronie : Oh Kasab ! (rushes towards his Cell………..after about half an hour, returns back)………..he’s a jolly fellow Dad, cracks lot of jokes, nice guy.

Dad : He is a terrorist responsible for 26/11; trained and sent by Pakistan to cause damage to our country, don’t you remember how many people were killed in Mumbai?

Ronie : Yes I know, he is not innocent but he did not cheat Pakistan (his motherland) as YOU DID. You duped your motherland, your own people of crores of rupees and therefore ……….

SHUT UP YOU B******

(Thanks you visited but no comments please)

(Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination to represent my view in an impressive manner.)

Colour of Bedroom

Ronie (the 7 year old naughty boy talking to his Dad.........Dayanidhi Maran, Minister for Textiles who resigned over 2G spectrum scam controversy).

Ronie : Dad, it’s not fair.

Dad : What ?

Ronie : Someone from Tihar Jail wanted to know the colour of our bedroom.

Dad : Colour of our bedroom,  Why  ?

Ronie : He said, the work of white-washing is going on in Tihar Jail and a Cell is getting ready to accommodate a V.I.P. who is expected anytime.

Dad : So.

Ronie : He talked to me about you in detail..............anyway Dad, is it you who he is expecting ?

SHUT UP YOU IDIOT

Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination to represent my view in an impressive manner.

Fake Case - Justified or Not

Ronie a dynamic officer was recently posted as SP/City where crime rates were high. While inspecting a Police Station, he noticed that more than dozen cases were registered against Mr.XYLO (a hardcore criminal absconding since long). He was a headache for Police Department. So Ronie ordered his subordinates to register fake cases against the family members, friends and other relatives of Mr.XYLO so that pressure is mounted upon him to surrender. This strategy worked. As soon as 36 cases were registered, there was panic among the family members and friends of Mr.XYLO. Within few hours, Mr.XYLO surrendered in Court from where he was taken on remand by Police. Due to hue and cry by Media, Ronie is summoned to attend Police Headquarter at short notice. He appears before Director General of Police (his Dad).

Dad (very angry) : I am not satisfied with your working…… if you don’t improve, I will shift you.

Ronie : I had to do it……he was not surrendering.

Dad : But registering cases against Mr.XYLO’s family members and friends is illegal……..they were not involved in any crime.

Ronie : I know Dad, but they were supporting Mr.XYLO in his wrong-doing and were also beneficiaries of his illegal earnings………anyway, let the Court set them free if they are really innocent, I am no one to decide this now.

Dad : Idiot……..Media is chasing this case and I am being blamed to favour you……I order you to withdraw the cases against the family members of Mr.XYLO right now.

Ronie : I won’t.

Dad (shouts) : I will transfer you to Police Sports Academy and you will never have public dealing in your life in future.

Ronie : I WILL RESIGN IF I AM TRANSFERRED………(and he goes back slamming the door).

Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination to represent my view in an impressive manner.

Ethics Vs Immoral

Ronie (a very intelligent lawyer) and his Dad (a retired Judge of Supreme Court) are talking at Dinner. Ronie is very busy these days. A case of “throwing acid on a woman” is registered against his client ‘Mr.ZYLO’ who has been arrested and is behind bar. Police is giving him good treatment in Jail and Ronie is aware of this. Mr.ZYLO's relatives are pressing hard for his bail and in this connection, they also met Ronie's Dad.

Dad : How is your client’s case progressing ?

Ronie : Who…… Mr.ZYLO’s ?

Dad : Yes.

Ronie : It’s not as easy as it looks Dad.

Dad : Why, what is the hitch, arranging bail in such cases should not be a problem.

Ronie : I know Dad, but Judge is not ready to grant bail so easily, some technical snag.

Dad : Can I see case file tonight…….do you have them here ?

Ronie hands over the file to his Dad after Dinner. Next morning, at breakfast:-

Ronie : Morning Dad.

Dad : Morning……I studied Mr.ZYLO’s case last night and found that though the case is easy but you have not represented it properly which has led to non-granting of bail to your client. Due to your foolishness your client is still in Police Custody.

(Dad advises few steps to be taken so that bail is arranged quickly, Ronie says nothing but he is reluctant…….result…….. the bail application is rejected. Now ‘Mr.ZYLO’ would remain behind bar for atleast two months as the Court is closed for two months for vacations. They talk again about the case at Dinner).

Dad (angrily) : You did not incorporate my suggestions and purposely left loopholes in your case, with the result, the bail application of your client was rejected, ‘Mr.ZYLO’ will have to spend two months in Jail, do you know that ?

Ronie (smiles) : I wanted this to happen.

Dad : WHAT ?

Ronie : Yea Dad, when I met him in Jail, I asked him to tell me everything clearly and correctly swearing God about the case.

Dad : So……..?

Ronie : He told me that he actually threw acid on a woman who objected to his advances.

Dad : So……?

Ronie : Then and there, I decided to delay his bail application and took every steps to get his bail plea rejected.

Dad : What nonsense, he was your client.

Ronie : So what…….. on one hand, we expect state of law to prevail and on the other, we don’t allow criminals to undergo sufferings of Jail because he is our respectable client.

Dad : Shut up Idiot, you are talking to retired Judge of Supreme Court.

Ronie : I know Dad, I requested ‘Mr.ZYLO’ to tell me without fear everything and also told him to have faith on me. I assured him that I would do everything in my capacity to bail him out. Upon this assurance, he confirmed that he has actually committed the crime. As a Defense Counsel I am the first person to learn that crime was actually committed whereas Judge would have been the last person to know this fact based on documents, evidence etc. etc. As crime is increasing in our society day by day, my conscious did not allow me to arrange bail for him so easily and therefore, I wanted him to stay in Jail for atleast one month, thank God he is booked for two……..Ha Ha Ha.

Dad : Shut up, it is immoral from the point of view of Lawyer’s profession, you cheated your client.

Ronie : I did not cheat or pressurize him, he accepted his fault that he committed crime that’s all.

Dad : You are not a Lawyer, but a liar.

Ronie : I am a lawyer as I have studied various Law Books and Constitution, I am not a Bar Dancer who would dance to the tune of a criminal for the sake of money. I know that ‘Mr.ZYLO’ has committed a crime – a crime, which should not have been committed by anyone. He, by committing a crime has in fact, pissed on the book of Law which I consider sacrosanct and worship daily. This holy book is in my home and is kept at Altar alongwith other religious books. By leaving loopholes in my arguments/papers I delayed the process and bail plea was rejected. I did not want quick relief to a criminal. By this act of mine, I prevented atleast one criminal roam freely on the street. I have done my job perfectly.

DAD IS AGHAST WITH HIS SON’S ARGUEMENTS. 

 Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination.

Osama Grilled - Part 2.

It is late night, Ronie (sweet little angel, the Incharge of Checkpoint on way to high above) is fast asleep. Suddenly telephone bell rings.

Ronie (slightly uneasy) : Who’s it disturbing me at odd hours ?

(A slow voice from other side) : Sorry, Good night, I mean Good morning, I mean Sorry - Sir, it’s me Laden.

Ronie (still sleepy, trying to recall) : Osama Bin Laden………Ok……what happened ?

Laden : Few days back, you promised to call me for further questions, I’m waiting for your orders.

Ronie : I was busy……come tomorrow……..wait-wait, how did you get my number ?

Laden : My men are everywhere, I managed, Goodnight.

Before Ronie could say anything, the call is disconnected.

Next day Osama appears before Ronie. (I’d like to remind readers that Osama was grilled by Ronie during previous question/answer session, the same can be read by clicking the link given at the end of this Q/A).

Ronie : Yes……can we continue ?

Laden : Sure.

Ronie : Tell me how did you get my telephone number and who allowed you to make  call ?

Laden : Is it so difficult for me........(laughs sheepishly).

Ronie : My God, your caliber is still……….anyway.…….since you are no more, tell me frankly that your wealth would be actually utilized for the targets that you could not achieve during your lifetime ?

Laden : This is the question that keeps me worrying and a cause of headache. Money can make any person your friend/foe. Even when I was alive, my close friends were behind my money and manipulating expenditure details. Therefore I am not sure about it being properly utilized.

Ronie : Was your every friend/associate very honest as far as money handling was concerned ?

Laden : Not at all, I admit that only few of them were honest but rest were diverting my money to the accounts of their families members. In fact I was cheated.

Ronie : You also made your family suffer a lot due to your foolishness whereas other rich families of this world are enjoying their life to the fuller extent……….. any regrets ?

Laden : ……..(Silence).

Ronie : Do you love your family very much ?

Laden : Yes.

Ronie : Were you ready to do anything for them ?

Laden : Yes.

Ronie : Do you know that few of them are in police custody now ?

Laden : Oh… No.

Ronie : It is true…………how will you arrange for their bail ?

Laden : I can’t do anything for them (sobs).

Ronie : They can be tortured by Police to know more about your dealings.

Laden : I know.

Ronie : Ok, last question. There were reports in Media that you enjoyed adult films on Video during your stay in Pakistan as few CDs were recovered by Police from your hideout ?

Laden : It is not true. Most of the time in Pakistan, there was power cut then how was it possible for me to do such things.........and mind your language, I am not that kind of person.

Ronie : Ok...Ok........was Pakistan your motherland ?

Laden : ……………………….(long silence).

Ronie : Leave it……..tell me how did you and your family enjoy during summer in Pakistan ?

Laden : I’ve already told you, there was scarcity of Power in Pakistan so the question of enjoying does not arise.

Ronie : You had enormous wealth, why did not you think of setting up of Power Project in Pakistan where you and your family were staying in miserable condition due to shortage of power according to you as it would have been a great relief to the people of Pakistan, especially to your family ?

Laden (A big silence…then suddenly shouts loudly) : IDIOT…… I DON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE.

Ronie : Due to non-cooperation on your part, this session could not be completed, hence, I am sending you to “Pacific Ocean Underwater Camp”.

Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination to represent my views in an impressive manner and not meant to hurt feeling of anyone.