Thursday, November 15, 2012

Exposing W/o Substance

After the statement of DigV that both Hejriwal and Rakhi try and expose but with no substance, there was uproar in Media - all TV channels started pulling DigV’s legs. To calm down the storm, DigV calls a Press Conference in which his 7 year old naughty son Ronie is also present. DigV replies to all the questions carefully and to the satisfaction of Media. Before the final question, waiters started serving Coffee and Snacks. Ronie being inquisitive wanted to talk to Media, his Dad permits him to reply on his behalf.

 
Final Qn : Mr. DigV can you assure us that in future, you will respect both of them and there will be no chance of any complaint?

(DigV smilingly asks Ronie to reply on his behalf and starts enjoying coffee while talking to someone on Cell. His attention was away from what Ronie was going to disclose to the Press):-

Ronie : My Dad always respected Aunty Rakhi; he always carried her photograph with him and wait…….it must be still in his wallet (he takes out wallet from his Dad’s pocket and shows the same to Media, DigV was still talking to someone on Cell, unaware of what was going on).

Ronie continued : I am glad to report you that to get a chance in “Rakhi Ka Swayamvar” he tried many nights making frequent calls to Aunty but could not succeed. He is also a great fan of Aunty Leon and has large collection of her CDs with him which he never allowed me to see.

SHUT  UP  U  RAS***

Suddenly DigV comes from behind and snatches the mike from Ronie and Press Conference ended with big laughter.


(Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination)

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