Poor Cows

Dad (Finance Minister ) talking to his 7 year old son Ronie :-

Dad : Can U tell me who are poor cows ?

Ronie : Yes.......those who can be milked (taxed) !!!


SHUT UP

New TATA NANO

Ronie the 7 year old naughty grandson is talking to Ratan Tata at Dinner. Today in school, he was told by his teacher that there is acute shortage of houses for poor people in the country :-

Ronie : I’ve heard that you are giving a new touch to Nano

RT : Yes U R right….it'll have slight changes ! !

Ronie : but.......

RT : but what ......?

Ronie : People in this country..

RT : go ahead

Ronie : People in this country need affordable houses than car, why don’t we go for it ?

RT : Good Idea – I’ll think over it.

(Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination)

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How to increase sales

Drug producers were worried with lower sales of medicines. To overcome this problem, they decided to hold a conference and invite Minister for Drug and Health. Accordingly, a conference was arranged in a Hotel in which large number of Doctors, Medical Representatives, Distributors, Media-persons attended. Also Ronie, the 7 year old naughty son of Minister was present.

Drug Producers explained their problems to the Minister and added that lower sales were hampering their business interests and expansion projects are held up on this account. Minister and other government officials carefully listened to the points which seemed valid. After the session, Minister in his speech assured all the present that he’d do everything within his capacity. Ronie was inquisitive right from beginning as he also wanted to say something but was not allowed by his Dad. Finally before evening, Chairman of Drug Producers’ Association allowed him to speak for five minutes (although Minister didn’t want Ronie to speak before the audience).

Ronie started his speech : Sir, thank you very much for allowing - what I failed to understand is that all are committed to increasing sales which seems strange to me. Nobody has shown happiness over the decreasing trend which in fact is a good sign for us!!

All were surprised with this remark. Minister fearing that the direction of Ronie’s speech would reverse the whole issue, tried to snatch the mike but Chairman wanted Ronie to explain in detail.

Ronie continued:- Decreasing trend is clear cut evidence of better health of our people and the downtrend in sales must continue till you have achieved the sales figure of zero because that would be the ideal situation to declare our country a healthiest nation in the world. Increasing awareness is drawing people towards Yoga and Naturopathy these days - they should instead be encouraged to have a healthier life with changed lifestyle than solely depend upon the costly medicines and...

SHUT UP U IDIOT

Dad could not resist longer he snatched the mike and conference ended with a big laughter.

(Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination)

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Exposing W/o Substance

After the statement of DigV that both Hejriwal and Rakhi try and expose but with no substance, there was uproar in Media - all TV channels started pulling DigV’s legs. To calm down the storm, DigV calls a Press Conference in which his 7 year old naughty son Ronie is also present. DigV replies to all the questions carefully and to the satisfaction of Media. Before the final question, waiters started serving Coffee and Snacks. Ronie being inquisitive wanted to talk to Media, his Dad permits him to reply on his behalf.

 

Final Qn : Mr. DigV can you assure us that in future, you will respect both of them and there will be no chance of any complaint?

(DigV smilingly asks Ronie to reply on his behalf and starts enjoying coffee while talking to someone on Cell. His attention was away from what Ronie was going to disclose to the Press):-

Ronie : My Dad always respected Aunty Rakhi; he always carried her photograph with him and wait…….it must be still in his wallet (he takes out wallet from his Dad’s pocket and shows the same to Media, DigV was still talking to someone on Cell, unaware of what was going on).

Ronie continued : I am glad to report you that to get a chance in “Rakhi Ka Swayamvar” he tried many nights making frequent calls to Aunty but could not succeed. He is also a great fan of Aunty Leon and has large collection of her CDs with him which he never allowed me to see.

SHUT  UP  U  RAS***

Suddenly DigV comes from behind and snatches the mike from Ronie and Press Conference ended with big laughter.

(Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination)

HAPPY DEEPAWALI

Ronie is a 7 year old naughty son of Minister of HRD. On the occasion of Deepawali, Lord Ram makes surprise visit to his home; his parents have just gone out to meet friends:-

Ronie : Yes, who are you?

Lord Ram : Don’t U recognize me?

Ronie : No………….

Lord Ram : I am…………no, just tell me what are you all doing, I can see lights are sparkling everywhere and children r bursting fire crackers, what’s this going on!!!!

Ronie : Ha Ha Ha…….Baba ji don’t U know today is Deepawali !!!

Lord Ram : Deepawali………..what'z that?

Ronie : Today is Deepawali and we are celebrating it, come some other day or in the morning, my parents are not at home.

Lord Ram : And your Granny?

Ronie : Well...........she'z inside - wait I'll call her

Lord Ram : Ok before you call her, tell me Y do U celebrate Deepawali?

Ronie : What a silly question!

Lord Ram : U haven’t answered yet

Ronie : Today is Deepawali – that’s all I know

Lord Ram : I know today is Deepawali but Y R U celebrating it?

Ronie : Just wait I am calling my Granny

Lord Ram : NO…….. first tell me why are you celebrating Deepawali?

Ronie : Wait….. let me use helpline (takes out cell and calls many of his friends – nobody is able to reply) …….. Baba ji wait I’m calling Granny (calls loudly, she comes out and touches the feet of Lord and takes him inside, Ronie surprisingly watches all this)

Granny (turning towards Ronie) : This is Lord Ram, do Namaskar and touch his feet like I did (Ronie obeys).

Ronie : Granny this guy is repeatedly asking me as why Deepawali is celebrated.

Granny : O Lord, pardon him, today’s generation don’t know who Ram is, btw are you comfortable here Lord ?

Lord Ram : No the blasting sound of fire crackers is just unbearable for me, the level of air-pollution has also gone up drastically making it impossible to breath, I am being offered contaminated sweets during pooja – is this the way of celebrating my return to Ayodhya????

Had I been aware of this fact, I’d have never returned to Ayodhya and stayed in Forest itself.

Granny : What can I do Lord?

Lord Ram : Your son is a Minister of HRD - why don’t you ask him to include chapters about Ram, Sita, Laxman, Krishna and others in school books?

Ronie : No Lord my Dad won’t accept that suggestion.

Lord Ram : Why?

Ronie : He will be labelled as “Communal” and will be kicked out of the Ministry soon – do you want it to happen?

Suddenly there was a big noise outside Ronie’s home and he ran out to see what happened and when he returned, Lord Ram was not there.

BUT LET ME WISH YOU ALL A VERY HAPPY DEEPAWALI



(This is purely an imagination)