CWGMESS

Ronie (son) is doing homework, his Dad (A. Raja) is chatting on cell with some lady, suddenly Landline phone rings (Ronie picks up)

Hello

Is it A. Raja’s res, this is Ramlinga

Yea, I’m his son, could you hold for a while pl……..(loudly) Ramlinga, I never heard your name Sir

You were too young, ever heard of Satyam ?…….Anyway, will it take long ?

Not much, actually Dad is talkin Aunty Nadia

Nadia or Radia ?

I mean Aunty Radia

Oh I see

(Raja snatches phone)

Raja : Hi Ramlinga, how are you ?

Ramlinga: I am fine pal, congrats, Yor 2G surpassed Satyam.

Raja : Ha Ha Ha

Ramlinga : How’z life now, I heard U quit the job

Raja : Nothing more left to wipe……..Ha Ha Ha, now Media and investigating agencies are on the job.

Ramlinga : Must be having tough time, I heard some raids at yor res ?

Raja : It’s routine job man you know………ha ha ha…thank God they gave me time to bury all booties.

Ramlinga : Ha Ha Ha………they’ve always been kind to act late n show emergency exit before……..Ha ha ha.

Raja : You’re right, I heard you got bail ?

Ramlinga : Shhhhhhhhhh…….somehow managed…..dust is settling down slowly, you helped me a lot by diverting media’s attention towards you…….. What’z Ronie doing ?

Raja : Schooling in 6th, preparing for 7 G

Ramlinga : What 7G ?

Raja : Actually by the time he grows up and start fixing like us, 3G, 4G, 5G, 6G Scams will be over……..so preparing hard for 7G……..ha ha ha

Ramlinga : Oh I see…….ha ha.ha……if you are really serious about his career, then why don’t you to get him into CWGMESS.

Raja : What’z that…sounds funny ?

Ronie (intervening) : Dad it’z Uncle Kalmadi’s “CWG Mess Expert’s Scam School” my classmates do talk about this whole day. It provides quality education in addition to Weekly Special Lecture delivered by Guest Faculties like; Lalu Uncle, Telgi Uncle, Madhu Toda Uncle, Bangaru Uncle covering important subjects like Fodder, Stamp, Money Laundering, Art of Bribe etc. etc.

Raja (Literally shouting ) : SHUT-UP YOU IDIOT…….I KNOW WHAT’S GOOD 4 U

(Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination, any resemblance to past or present incidence is merely coincidence)