Pilot

Ronie, the 7 yrs. old naughty son is on board a flight with his Dad (Minister of Aviation)…running here n there, making noise. Airhostesses are trying to catch and make him sit as the flight is about to take off but he’d not listen. He sees something unusual and comes to his Dad who is surrounded by airline officials, press etc.

Ronie (shouting) : Dad.

Dad : Just wait I’m busy son…….enjoy yourself.

Ronie : I wanna give you some breaking news.

Dad : Keep quite......I’ll come to you.

Ronie : No Dad……it's serious I need to talk to you right now.

(Airhostess comes and drags Ronie away; there is a big roar and flight takes off. After a while, Ronie comes to his Dad).

Dad (smiling) : You wanted to say something son………..very serious ?

Ronie : It is no more serious now, God is with us.

Dad : What’s the matter ?

Ronie : Didi is flying plane alone.

Dad : Who ?

Ronie : Rashmi Didi, daughter of Sharan Uncle, Jt. Director DGCA. She was trained by Raipur based Touchwood Aviation who didn’t even have a single aircraft at their airport base, neither did they have a classroom or a hangar.

Suddenly plane moves zig-zag…..all passengers are scared.

Dad : OMG……..(shouts)……….Idiot you are telling me now when our flight is thousand feet above ground……make emergency landing.

Ronie : We can’t, landing gear stuck-up.

Dad (desperately) : Where is co-pilot ?

Ronie : She could not board the plane as stuck up at traffic jam.......Didi is the only pilot available on plane.

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