Minister for Protecting Criminals

Ronie, the naughty son of “Minister for Protecting Criminals” alongwith his Mom and Dad is having Dinner at home. Mom is looking for a new Cook as the earlier one had quit the job. Dad has no time for such petty issue, the job is entrusted to Ronie. Next day, all are enjoying Dinner, suddenly :-

Dad (looking towards Ronie’s Mom) : Lovely food……..who prepared ?

Mom : We engaged a Cook today……brought by Ronie.

Dad (Patting Ronie’s back) : fine……who is he ?

Ronie : A fellow came for job yesterday who knows cooking, Mom took trial and we engaged him.

Dad : Ok……Can I see him ?

Ronie : Sure…………(calls the cook).

Shaitan Singh : Yes Sir.

Dad (stunned to see him, shouts ) : You here…….?

Shaitan Singh (smiling) : Yes Sir……..Ronie Baba brought me here.

After Dinner is over and Shaitan Singh gone back home, they again discuss.

Dad (Angrily) : Stupid, do you know who you have engaged ?

Ronie : He’s a nice guy Dad and also Cooks very tasty.

Dad : Shut up……he is a hard-core criminal, you should have talked to me before engaging him.

Ronie : What’s wrong with him ?

Dad : Against him, 7 murder, 10 decoity, 3 kidnapping, 15 attempt to murder, 20 chain-snatching cases are pending in various Courts. How can we engage such a person to cook for us…….I don’t wanna see him from tomorrow, OK ?

Ronie : This is not fair Dad, Mom told me that you are also undergoing trial in various Courts for “financial frauds”, “forgery”, “land grabbing” , “fake currency racket”, “oil scam” as stated by you in affidavit submitted by you before Magistrate while filing nomination for contesting Election. When you can become an Honourable Minister with these cases pending, why Shaitan Singh cannot become our cook as in the eyes of Law, you both are innocent till proved guilty ! !

Dad : I’LL KILL U IDIOT …………..