Osama Grilled ?

Osama Bin Laden was shot by US Navy Seals in Pakistan. His soul departed for high above but on the way, there is a check-point, of which Ronie is the Incharge. Everyone passing through this has to answer certain questions and so also Osama, then only he would be permitted for further journey.

Ronie : Yes please……who are you ?

Laden : I am Osama Bin Laden.

Ronie : Your nationality ?

Laden : Saudi.

Ronie : Education ?

Laden : Masters in ……..

Ronie : Profession ?

“Terrorism” someone shouted.

Ronie : Shut up…..Yes, your profession plz ?

Laden : Nomad.

Ronie : You said you belong to Saudi but what were you doing in Pakistan ?

Laden : Having nice time there, living peacefully.

Ronie : With wives !

Laden : With wives and kids (angrily).

Ronie : You are known for…..

Laden : 9/11.

Ronie (surprised) : Oh I see……you flew the plane that hit twin towers?

Laden : I don’t fly plane, I convince other’s to …….you know we Boss never endanger our life (laughs).

Ronie : What was your mission ?

Laden : To serve humanity.

Ronie : Was finance any hurdle to meet your goal ?

Laden : Never.

Ronie : Ok, how many hospitals, parks, schools did you construct with your wealth ?

Laden : (silence)……none.

Ronie : Do you love children ?

Laden : Yes…….I have so many.

Ronie : Is there any proof that you loved children very much I mean how many hospitals for children did you construct ?

Laden : (silence)………..none.

Ronie : Parks for children ?

Laden : (silence)………..none.

Ronie : Were you happy to see children playing on the roads risking their life?

Laden : No.

Ronie : Then why did you not develop parks for them.

Laden : (silence)…………

Ronie : Did you have enough wealth to buy milk and feed millions of children daily ?

Laden : Yes.

Ronie : Have you ever thought of doing so ?

Laden : What kind of torture is this, will you let me go please ?

Ronie : No……..unless you’ve replied all my questions.

Laden : Please change subject.

Ronie : Do you like shady trees ?

Laden : Of-course, I loved sitting below tree and watch children playing. It gave me satisfaction.

Ronie : Did you have financial capacity to turn a large barren land into a lush green park?

Laden : Yes even to turn the whole world into a beautiful place.

Ronie : Did you do that ?

Laden : What nonsense, who made you Incharge of this Cell?

Ronie : That’s none of your business. OK if I send you back, will your people accept you as Chief again ?

Laden : Sure why not.

Ronie : Impossible…….they have elected a new Chief for Al Qaeda who is very shrewd guy, he was always looking to topple you, he’d not let you Chair again.

Laden : Shut up.

Ronie : OK, we will take a break now, I’ll call you some other day. Till then I am sending you to our transit camp at Gwantenamo Bay.

 

Laden : SHUT UP YOU…………….

(Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination)

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