Tree or Divorce ?

Minister for Destruction of Environment (i.e. MDE), his wife and Ronie (the Chauffeur) are going to village by airconditioned Car to attend marriage. The village is about 150 kms. from main City. It is mid-noon and the temperature is very high so the impact of heat is also felt inside the car which is making the journey, slightly uncomfortable.

Ronie (while driving……..suddenly) : Oh my God !

MDE : What happened ?

Ronie : AC system failed.

Dad : So ?

Ronie : Car can’t move further, I need to repair it now.

Madam : Stop the car below some shady tree.

Ronie : No tree is visible as far as I can see Maam.

Madam (shouts and turns towards MDE) : How is it possible…….last year when we passed through this road, there were more than thousand big trees on both sides of the road…….where have they vanished suddenly ?

Ronie pulls out car from the road and parks near a rock. All are stuck up in a desert like place under direct sunlight, the rays of which is piercing through the skin and boiling the blood.

Madam (sweating badly, desperately looking for some shady tree…….again shouts) : Did you hear what I said ?

MDE : What ?

Madam : Where have the trees gone ?

Ronie (still repairing the car) : Maam, all trees were recently hewed down to develop hotel chain in this area. Permission to cut trees was given by Sir.

MDE : Shut up and do your job.

Madam : Oh……….how much did you get ?

MDE : What ?

Madam : Bribe………for the sake of few crores, you shaved this land and turned this beautiful place into a desert………I cannot live anymore with a person who cannot protect trees…….I need divorce.

MDE FAINTS