Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Character Certificate

Sacked minister Mahipal Maderna has just returned home for Lunch. Ronie, his 7 yrs. old naughty boy refused to have Lunch with him and is on hunger-strike.

Dad : What happened my Son ?

Ronie (angrily) : Nothing.

Dad : Just tell me what happened, has anyone hurt you or any problem at School ?

Ronie : Yes…….my teacher shunted away my colleague from classroom.

Dad : He might not have done his homework……..

Ronie : No……, it is because of you.

Dad : Because of me……….!.....?

Ronie : Yes because of you; actually we were to produce ‘Character Certificate’ to be attached with a form for taking part in a Baseball Tournament. Today was the last day, I produced a Certificate duly signed by a Doctor (since attestation by a relative was not allowed) but he produced a Certificate which was signed by you…..do you remember signing a Certificate a few weeks back……..?

Dad : Yes I remember.

Ronie : My friend was crying bitterly as our Sports Teacher teared Certificate signed by you and kicked him out of class saying that school does not accept the Certificate issued by someone who himself needs a Character Certificate. All I could hear that he was murmuring something like Bhanwari Bhanwari.

SHUT UP

(Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination)






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