Never Support Corrupt Relative

Ronie the 7 year old naughty boy and his Dad (a sacked corrupt Minister) are talking at Dinner:-

Ronie : U know Dad, tomorrow Uncle is coming from village?

Dad : Yea I know

Ronie : But he is coming by Bus!!

Dad : So what there is no train service available in village

Ronie : No I mean, we could have sent our Car to pick him as he’d be coming with Aunt, Children and luggage etc. They phoned me that they’ll be coming with fresh vegetables, fruits, pulses and other eatables for us so it would have been convenient for them had we sent our Car to fetch them.

Dad : He will manage

Ronie : But how Dad, getting place in Bus with this much of luggage and family members would be very difficult for him.

Dad (slightly disturbed with Ronie’s argument) : I told U no, he will manage.

Ronie : It is not fair Dad.

Dad (little angry) : Finish your dinner and buzz off, UR getting late, you need to get up early tomorrow for school.

Ronie : One last question

Dad : OK

Ronie : He is your real brother and we have enough money with us, can we help him with few lacs out of our……….

 
Dad : SHUT UP

(Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination)

MORAL : NOBODY LIKES SHARING BOOTY.