Thursday, December 23, 2010

Minister for Onions


Ronie’s Dad is Minister for Onion. During his tenure, the price of onion has rocketed to Rs.60+. Ronie’s Mom is furious who has just returned from market as she could not get onions. She fired :-

My friends were saying that you allowed all Onions to be exported to Pakistan without looking country’s needs ?

It was necessary to earn foreign currency; last year we had bumper production so we had to do it.

But I cannot cook curry with Dollars

Don’t worry, we are bringing back those Onions from Pakistan and the consignment is expected within a fortnight.

At the same price ?

No it would be costlier than the rate at which we exported.

You mean at a loss ?

Hmmmm…yes but that’s not your business.

Ronie (suddenly intervening) : Dad, do you remember, price of POTATOES also shot up when you were Minister for Potatoes…….ho ho ho……hi hi hi…. ?

SHUT UP, SHUT UP

7 comments:

  1. hmm...good to know that DAD have someone else also on his head than poor Ronnie....

    Well....why poor Pakistan?

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  2. Ha ha..
    I remember the same happened her last year that we exported too much grain/wheat 2 India that we had to ,later,buy it back on higher rates.

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  3. you are keeping up the pace :))

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  4. very good.
    vijay saxena mala road kota

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  5. @ Thinking,
    @ Hamza
    @ AS
    @ Rajasaxena

    Thanks dear learned friends. There is a lesson we got to learn from Ronie and that is; "WE SHOULD ALSO QUESTION OUR RELATIVES WHO ARE IN POWERFUL POSTS FOR THEIR WRONG-DOINGS" and this's what Ronie is doing.

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  6. Though humourous it has a powerful message .

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  7. @ KParthasarathi

    Thank you Sir, I am honoured by your visit.

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