Ministry of Telecom

Ronie’s school is adjacent to a Mental Hospital and very often, school children enjoy watching them quarrel, snatch things from one another, singing, dancing, screaming and other funny activities from their classrooms. He explained today’s happenings to his Dad :-

Ronie : Today they staged a drama where all gathered around the stage. Senior guy was elected their PM who allotted Ministries to efficient persons available there. Ministry of Railways, Defense, Home, Finance were allotted, all were happy, clapping and making noises.

Dad (enjoying) : Really, then what happened ?

Ronie : Ministry of Telecom was allotted to an ugly and dangerous looking guy. Upon allotment of this Ministry, he became upset but didn’t say anything, came near to PM, shook hand, turned back and all of a sudden slapped the PM breaking his few teeth and spec which fell on the stage. Upon this, the peaceful hall turned pandemonium and all of them started shouting and throwing chairs on each other. Media persons swung into action and finally everyone calmed down on assurance to hold a Press Conference to explain actually what happened.

Press Conference was hell of noise but all I could hear this ugly guy said was, I quote, “I read newspapers and watch TV daily, he can’t fool me; how could this stupid PM allot me a Ministry of which, every brick has been chewed by earlier Minister in 2G Scam; offer me some other Ministry full of fruit n juice ”

Dad : SHUT UP, AND DO YOUR HOME WORK, YOU ARE MAKING FUN OF………..

(Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination and nothing to do with past or present incidences if coincides)