Friday, February 18, 2011

Chickens in Parliament ?


Ronie a TV reporter (accidentally, also son of a Minister) taking statement of his Dad which is relayed live.

Do you know more 3,000 poultry, including chicken and ducks were today culled following an outbreak of birdflu ?

So……what am I to do ?

They’ve created panic in city by flying all over……..making silly noise frightening children and ladies who’ve locked themselves inside home. I just talked to their leader, they wanna place in Parliament

What nonsense.....they’re headless !

But there is no ban on headless to get there

We can’t permit them, they are headless chickens, they’ll shit all over

Like you people, I mean......they can do everything that you people do

Like………?

Waste time and public money, fool people, debate on useless issues, shout, abuse, throw chairs, tear important documents and eat like hog

Shut up………U Come home I’ll show U

You’re talking to a TV Reporter.


GO AWAY…..


Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination, any resemblance to past or present incidence is merely a coincidence)

7 comments:

  1. they are Headless creatures.... very true.

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  2. HA ha ha ha haha I jsut wish and hope the so caleld leaders read your article and jsut shoot themselves in SHAME..


    Bikram's

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  3. A very good simile..A kick to the dirty corrupted politicians!

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  4. hmm....chickens and politicians...what a match

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  5. @ Irfanuddin
    @ Bikramjit Singh Mann
    @ Nona
    @ Harman
    @ Thinking

    It is on the record that today we have more qualified, hi-tech MPs/MLAs with us than in the past but the behavior of our learned parliamentarians is disgusting. The show put up by them very often in Parliament is like that of jokers; they act exactly opposite the oath they’ve taken (to maintain the sanctity of the House and country at large).

    Anyway I thank you for regularly visiting n enjoying.

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  6. Your post is a perfect mirror for thick-heads in politics !

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