Raja Spills Secret

Ronie’s Dad Raja is arrested and put behind bars. He’s awaiting disposal of his bail application.

Ronie : Mom, do you know that Dad was bribed heavily than what he reported you for selling of spectrum at undervalued rates.

Mom : Really, (she becomes angry and immediately makes a call to Raja who somehow managed to get Cell) : You fooled me……..

Raja : How…..what happened to you all of a sudden ?

Mom : You told me that you made few crores only……. just now I came to know that you made more than what you told me, is it true ?

Raja : Stupid…..who told you all this……and you instead of arranging my bail chasing money, do you know I couldn’t sleep for last many days, they gave me iron cot and a dirty bedsheet. Do any damn thing but just get me out of this hell.

Mom : No, you have not been faithful to me, I won’t let you out unless you tell me how much did you actually garner?

Raja (murmuring……this foolish lady won’t let me out………she is worried for the booty and not for me)

Mom (shouts) : You said something……..speak loudly.

Raja : OK….I’ll let you know…….make sure that all doors are closed.

Mom : Go ahead.

Raja : I made around Rs.3000 crores.

Mom : Oh my God.

(and before they finish talking, suddenly CBI officials enter the jail cell and snatch Raja’s mobile)

Officer (winks) : We’ve heard what you just spoke, don’t worry we’ll take out call details……hope you will enjoy rest of your life here.......ha ha ha.

RAJA  FAINTS

Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination, any resemblance to past or present incidence is merely a coincidence)