Monday, March 28, 2011

Adjustment


YSVR (the brother of former CM YSR) a minister in the AP government, slapped CHP (an opposition MLA). CHP catches YSVR by collar and brings him before Ronie (a naughty Judge who was once Principal of College where CHP and YSR studied).

CHP (showing swollen cheek) : This guy slapped me.

Judge : So…..?

CHP : So……..so punish him.

Judge : Do you know the procedure, it will take long………..Committee, Inquiry, Findings, Acceptance, etc. etc. ?

CHP : But I want justice today, I can’t wait.

Judge : If you are in so hurry, can I suggest something ?

CHP : Sure.

Judge : Do you remember you bunked classes during college days ?

CHP : Yes I did that many a times.

Judge : Ok, since you accepted your faults of bunking classes…….I am adjusting this "slap" against "mistakes" you committed during your college days. Now go back to your job, the case is over !!

HA HA HA HI HI HI

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