Unique Piece

Kalmadi visits Antique shop (owned by Ronie, the naughty fellow).

Kalmadi : I’m looking for something “unique” to be kept in my Drawing………. make others envious…..U know..... (winks).

Ronie : Ok, Ok Sir, I got it……(assures and goes to Store Room; after a while, returns with “something” beautifully wrapped in a gift pack).

Ronie : This is the only piece left…………SPECIALLY FOR YOU.

Kalmadi wanted to see it before parting Rs.50,000/- but Ronie won’t allow fearing leakage of its secrecy/uniqueness……instructs Kalmadi not to open it before reaching home. Finally Kalmadi makes payment and comes home wondering about the content. At home, he opens the pack.

Kalmadi : OMG.....this is the same old dusty leather sleeper which was hurled at me in the Court complex in New Delhi." He immediately calls the Antique Shop on phone.

Kalmadi (angrily) : I wanna talk to Ronie right now

Salesman : You can’t, he’s busy with other customers Bush and Chidambaram who are also looking for some unique item for their Drawing.....

W H A T ?

HA HA HA ! ! !