Osama Grilled - Part 2.

It is late night, Ronie (sweet little angel, the Incharge of Checkpoint on way to high above) is fast asleep. Suddenly telephone bell rings.

Ronie (slightly uneasy) : Who’s it disturbing me at odd hours ?

(A slow voice from other side) : Sorry, Good night, I mean Good morning, I mean Sorry - Sir, it’s me Laden.

Ronie (still sleepy, trying to recall) : Osama Bin Laden………Ok……what happened ?

Laden : Few days back, you promised to call me for further questions, I’m waiting for your orders.

Ronie : I was busy……come tomorrow……..wait-wait, how did you get my number ?

Laden : My men are everywhere, I managed, Goodnight.

Before Ronie could say anything, the call is disconnected.

Next day Osama appears before Ronie. (I’d like to remind readers that Osama was grilled by Ronie during previous question/answer session, the same can be read by clicking the link given at the end of this Q/A).

Ronie : Yes……can we continue ?

Laden : Sure.

Ronie : Tell me how did you get my telephone number and who allowed you to make  call ?

Laden : Is it so difficult for me........(laughs sheepishly).

Ronie : My God, your caliber is still……….anyway.…….since you are no more, tell me frankly that your wealth would be actually utilized for the targets that you could not achieve during your lifetime ?

Laden : This is the question that keeps me worrying and a cause of headache. Money can make any person your friend/foe. Even when I was alive, my close friends were behind my money and manipulating expenditure details. Therefore I am not sure about it being properly utilized.

Ronie : Was your every friend/associate very honest as far as money handling was concerned ?

Laden : Not at all, I admit that only few of them were honest but rest were diverting my money to the accounts of their families members. In fact I was cheated.

Ronie : You also made your family suffer a lot due to your foolishness whereas other rich families of this world are enjoying their life to the fuller extent……….. any regrets ?

Laden : ……..(Silence).

Ronie : Do you love your family very much ?

Laden : Yes.

Ronie : Were you ready to do anything for them ?

Laden : Yes.

Ronie : Do you know that few of them are in police custody now ?

Laden : Oh… No.

Ronie : It is true…………how will you arrange for their bail ?

Laden : I can’t do anything for them (sobs).

Ronie : They can be tortured by Police to know more about your dealings.

Laden : I know.

Ronie : Ok, last question. There were reports in Media that you enjoyed adult films on Video during your stay in Pakistan as few CDs were recovered by Police from your hideout ?

Laden : It is not true. Most of the time in Pakistan, there was power cut then how was it possible for me to do such things.........and mind your language, I am not that kind of person.

Ronie : Ok...Ok........was Pakistan your motherland ?

Laden : ……………………….(long silence).

Ronie : Leave it……..tell me how did you and your family enjoy during summer in Pakistan ?

Laden : I’ve already told you, there was scarcity of Power in Pakistan so the question of enjoying does not arise.

Ronie : You had enormous wealth, why did not you think of setting up of Power Project in Pakistan where you and your family were staying in miserable condition due to shortage of power according to you as it would have been a great relief to the people of Pakistan, especially to your family ?

Laden (A big silence…then suddenly shouts loudly) : IDIOT…… I DON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE.

Ronie : Due to non-cooperation on your part, this session could not be completed, hence, I am sending you to “Pacific Ocean Underwater Camp”.

Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination to represent my views in an impressive manner and not meant to hurt feeling of anyone.