Vijay Mallya, the Chairman of Kingfisher Airlines has summoned top officials for an urgent meeting at the headquarter (Ronie the 7 year old naughty son is also present alongwith Media).
VM : We cannot anymore fly routes that are heavily loss-making.
Ronie (intervens) : Dad, we were already engaged in lucrative business before taking up Kingfisher Airlines and flying people high. Our products are sold even in villages where there is no light, water…………..!
Suddenly all camera turns towards Ronie to know things in detail.
Ronie : We were producing best quality liquor which after consuming, people were flying high, things were going on smoothly. We should’ve avoided Airline business, this has made us completely dependent upon Government by way of cost of ATF, taxes etc. etc. You remember Dad, few friends of mine came to you with an idea of flying plane with liquor produced by us and you turned them out; their proposal is still on, can I call them now…...?
VM : We cannot anymore fly routes that are heavily loss-making.
Ronie (intervens) : Dad, we were already engaged in lucrative business before taking up Kingfisher Airlines and flying people high. Our products are sold even in villages where there is no light, water…………..!
Suddenly all camera turns towards Ronie to know things in detail.
Ronie : We were producing best quality liquor which after consuming, people were flying high, things were going on smoothly. We should’ve avoided Airline business, this has made us completely dependent upon Government by way of cost of ATF, taxes etc. etc. You remember Dad, few friends of mine came to you with an idea of flying plane with liquor produced by us and you turned them out; their proposal is still on, can I call them now…...?
SHUT UP
(Disclaimer : This is purely an imagination.)
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Ronie is smart, his dad must listen to him --people can fly high with vodka you know.
ReplyDeleteStranger jee! very funny post.